Obama And Osama In Cahoots, Declassified Reports Read

POTUS has an interesting ally in his climate change crusade

Clickbait | William Kirsch | March 10, 2016 SATIRE

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Syracuse, NY – On March 1st, 2016, the office of the Director of National Intelligence released a second batch of declassified documents obtained during the killing of Osama Bin Laden, which are available here. The list mostly entails letters written by Bin Laden to various people within his life – and even includes his own living will. The raid which killed Bin Laden was executed in May of 2011, and the first batch of documents was released on May 20th, 2015.

In the report, it seems to confirm that our Kenyan-born communist sympathizing president Barack Obama shares one very unique trait with the deceased founder of al-Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden. Both men have a passion for the environment. In his newly released letters, Bin Laden implores Americans to:

save humanity from the harmful gases that threaten it’s destiny.

This comes as no surprise, however. In 2010, Bin Laden condemned the Bush administration for not signing into effect protocol which would regulate carbon emissions. Bin Laden went on to explain how all large industrialized countries are directly to blame for this planet’s current global warming crisis. More information on that can be found here.

During the 2015 Climate Change Conference, President Barack Obama took a very similar stance on environmental issues. By the year 2030, the Clean Power Plan is projected to reduce carbon dioxide emissions by 32%, effectively preventing:

  • 3,600 premature deaths,
  • 1,700 non-fatal heart attacks,
  • 90,000 asthma attacks in children,
  • and 300,000 missed workdays and schooldays.

Those figures pertain to the health of American families alone – the plan also moves to boost our economy while lowering the prices of household bills the average American family pays.

The Rival reached out to the Trump campaign, though they firmly stand by the fact that global warming was a concept created by the Chinese to protect Chinese interests around the globe.

In light of these recent declassifications, it has become clear that Barack Obama’s plan to fight climate change is purely an extension of the Bin Laden regime. Alternatively, the killing of Osama Bin Laden in the months leading up to a key election can also be seen as one of the greatest coverups in American history. Obama-Biden sounds eerily similar to Osama Bin Laden, and some are speculating that Bin Laden is not dead, but rather the president’s alter-ego.

In his letters, Bin Laden urges the world for “revolution” in the wake of “catastrophic climate conditions,” and anyone can see that the rhetoric is uncomfortably close to that of our good friend Bernie Sanders. Although this is speculative at best, one fact does remain – Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden were clearly in cahoots while trying to inflict their radical agendas onto western civilization.